The parties hereby stipulate that their marriage has broken down irretrievably
Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction.
The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens.
The very first company to offer UFO abduction insurance was the St. Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida. The company says that it has paid out at least two claims.
The company pays the claimant $1 per year until their death or for 1 million years, whichever comes first. Over 20,000 people have purchased the insurance.