Is your name Michael Diamond? No mine’s Clarence from downtown Manhattan the village.
After checking your bank account, remember to log out, close your web browser, and throw your computer into the ocean.
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For those of you using a smartphone or tablet, the process for securely closing your banking session is very similar, except that you should find the nearest canyon and throw your device into that canyon. We then recommend simply scaling down the cliff face, locating the shattered remnants of your device, and spending the next few weeks traversing the country burying each individual piece in separate holes of varying depths several hundred miles apart.
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