We both are here to have the fun, so let it whip
As most of you know, Cracked.com is actually my night job. My real job is, and has been for the last several years, Chief Editor in Chief at O’Brien & “Sons” Erotic Fiction Publishing House. (…) I’m going to list all the important steps to writing great Erotic Fiction, everything that separates the un-publishable from the publishable. (…)
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rejected the same, stale Erotic Fiction premises (EroFicPre). A pizza delivery guy enters and seduces with a housewife. A rich prince sweeps a poor, delicate woman off of her feet and into his bed. A painter is so overcome with the beauty of his model that he abruptly stops his work and romances her/masturbates in front of her. A vampire and the twins from that Harry Potter movie fuck in a cave, somewhere. A stale premise won’t get your foot in the door, which is why originality is the single most important part of Erotic Fiction.
The Erotic Fiction Community (EroFicCom) is overrun with these premises. Surprise us!
At the zoo!
Well, I normally only fuck tigers, but I think I can make an exception for a beautiful lady.
Erotic science fiction?
Laser sounds! Laser sounds!
“Be Warned, Earth Woman, the Gargamite invasion is upon us!”
Laser sounds, a spaceship.
“Their air is toxic to us, please allow me to insert the antidote all up in your ass!”
Ass laser sounds!
