‘Writing has nothing to do with meaning. It has to do with landsurveying and cartography, including the mapping of countries yet to come.’ –Gilles Deleuze
the list of demandz, in every particular order: 3 kegz: creamsoda, rootbeer, guiness; 1 oz (at least) of weed; local organic free trade coconut ice cream; liberation of all animals; hella pizza; all that normal jazz (social amnesty, etc); all black and gold everything; gay soccer; black kill city, junkie-cut 28-waist jeans (x12); moet moat; good porn; deep fryer; grass-fed steaks (not vegan); 3x silver booty shorts; all lam’e everything; niki minaj; equestrian boots (x12); mad bluntz; newports and tins of bali shag x6; mollie and e; grey goose; blow jobz (giving/receiving); scented markers; ANDY!!!!!; abolition of recycling; more garbagio; sum floppy titz; blood oranges; the head of john the baptist on a platter; johnny walker black lube; more la croix plus gin; airstream treehouses (x12—a village); the abolition of consensus; up the kittens; HATE; trampolines; brass monkeys; the dark lord; ingredients for bloody mary’s; pink himalayan sea salt (absolutely NO sand); vegan ball pit; top shelf open bar; absolutely fabulous playing behind porn; dead koala (unfrozen); one half of a panda (vegan); bloodbaths; the total annihilation of youtubian society;
lick my clit for fucking once. xxxo, the ignorant party
